Category Archives: Kardashians

Seriously, Google?

I recently had occasion to confirm the correct spelling of Cardassian. For those of you not familiar with the various series of Star Trek, the Cardassians are rivals of the Federation, and they bring a measure of delicious wickedness to the shows. What alarms me is that Google had the nerve to ask me if I meant Kardashian in my search.

Kardashian? What’s that?

O.K., unfortunately, I have heard of that dolled up skank. Dear Google, if I drank a gallon of prune juice, I still wouldn’t give a shit about anything to do with the Kardashians. Are we clear now?